February 2012
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seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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please-callmejohnwatson:
noomrevlis:
I love the Derren fandom.
There’s no angst.
Just happiness and fabulous gayness.
*chocolate martinis all round*
IT’S HIS GAY. HIS GAY SHINES THROUGH AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY. I mean yes I agree completely no silly comments here what.
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote this.
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via kassieking)
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“And I’m a goddamn coward, but then again so are you
And the lion’s roar, the...”
– The Lion’s Roar - First Aid Kit (via gracelesshearttorestart)
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sssolidarity:
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
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“Can you see me? All of me? Probably not. No one ever really has.”
– Jeffrey Eugenides (via akkachan)
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biteme-psych0:
Don’t you remember you told me you loved me, baby.
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
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letscausesomefuckinghavoc:
I bet Rick Astley struggles with lent
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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I WANNA BELONG TO A REASON
AND CUT A NEW KEY
TO THE KINGDO-O-OM
As you can tell, Outer South is my life at the moment.
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IT’S A BIG WORLD AND IT’S NOT FAIR TO ME
TO HAVE TO STAY WHEN THERE’S SO MUCH TO SEE
I WANT TO PLAY WITH OTHERS THAT I NEED TO MEET.
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I bet she’s scared her life won’t leave any traces,
Kind of like everyone else.
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OH MY DEAR GOD OUTER SOUTH IS THE BEST ALBUM IN THE WORLD HOW DID I EVER FORGET THIS FACT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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eyelashus:
I took the polaroid down in my room I’m pretty sure you have a new girlfriend It’s not as if I don’t like you It just makes me sad whenever I see it
cause I like to be gone most of the time and you like to be home most of the time If I stay in one place I lose my mind I’m a pretty impossible lady to be with
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20thcenturybitch:
heaven forbid that a woman just wear a low cut top because she likes it oh no it’s never that, she obviously has deep rooted issues with men and is just waiting for some knight in shining armor to tell her that she doesn’t need to wear it to get a guy’s attention and that he loves her better in sweatpants, which are WAY more classy and beautiful!
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helico.pter: The great thing about getting older... →
helico-pter:
The great thing about getting older is that one day all the men who are old enough to be my father will actually be my age.
[I should probably say ‘men/women’ who are old enought to be my ‘father/mother’ but that gets all kind of weird and I think ‘men who are old enough to be my father’ is the…
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christmas in february is my favorite
connyxoberst:
bakerybitch:
getting drunk and crying because it’s conor oberst’s birthday
oberstingwithconor:
after 32 years do you think he’s gotten used to the spin?
I love Conor’s birthday on tumblr oh dear god.
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I'm sorry followers, but today is Conor Oberst...
